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09.06.2025 08:43
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Make Nazis afraid again!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Do Indian guys like African girls?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.